We’ve Obtained the ISP Search Data of Paul Ryan, Mike Pence and Donald Trump

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Since the Republican Congress has made it perfectly legal for Internet Service Providers to sell people’s private information to the public, many Americans have become concerned that their own private data would be distributed to anyone that saw fit to see it. These fears, unfortunately, are entirely founded. It is now legal for your ISP to give you information to anyone, with or without your consent. Luckily, those in the White House apparently didn’t realize that “incognito mode” does not mean that their internet service provider can’t see what they’re doing, and thus they have also made it perfectly legal to release their own browser history. Which we will do now.

To dump all of their search data would be a hassle to get through, so we’ve decided to release a few small samples of the search content of a select few days.

Paul Ryan:

January 20th, 2017

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how many reps can paul ryan do
why does the internet think that paul ryan can do such few reps
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how to upload an avatar on a message board
how to convince people that you are a celebrity on a message board
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straight weightlifting porn
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porn where guy looks angry when he cums
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how to hide an erection while weightlifting
how to show off an erection while weightlifting
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what kind of soup is best for building muscles
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how many times is normal to cum without touching yourself in one day
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is mcdonalds good for building muscle

Mike Pence:

March 3rd, 2017

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how to not be gay
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ways to convince people you think women are attractive to fit in at parties
how to get invited to gay parties
what does a vice president do
what if the president dies and the vice president doesnt want to be president
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is there a hell
will i go to hell for pretending gay people are bad when im gay and think they are good
how many reps can paul ryan do

Donald Trump:

November 8th, 2016:

how many presidents have died in office
how many presidents have quit before getting into office
how many presidents were billionaires first
how many presidents went to jail for having nonconsensual sex with an underaged girl chained to a bed
how many presidents cried themselves to sleep
how many presidents tweeted constantly
how many presidents got to have sex with natalie portman
how many presidents have been respected
how many presidents had small penises
how many presidents cum in their pants whenever they see the sun
how many presidents cum before they’re erect
how many presidents ate ez cheese straight out of the can
how many presidents were made fun of by snl
do some women like premature ejaculation
premature ejaculation fetish
is premature ejaculation fetish real
do small penises cum faster or is it just me
how long until i get to see my wife naked
how many presidents saw their wife naked
did barack obama see his wife naked
michelle obama naked
michelle obama nip slip
michelle obama hot
nudists
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what constitutes as child porn
training bras
training bra models
human training bra models
is it illegal for the president to kill themselves
hitler
good things hitler did
did anybody like hitler
did hitler have children
were hitlers children sexy
are we sure that hitler didnt have any children
how many reps can paul ryan do
how many reps can donald trump do
donald trump reps message board
ivanka trump nip slip