Man Bribes The Trashcan To Not Cover Something

20160511_185423An anonymous staff writer at The Trashcan allegedly took a bribe earlier today. Details are vague, but early reports suggest that a man paid an amount of money to prevent an article about something from being published.Fortunately, the writer was able to submit a generic article and successfully met their 7 pm deadline.

This story won’t be updated as details emerge.