YOUR CITY – According to someone you are friends on Facebook with, but don’t really know, they are hosting an open mic event tonight with an “amazing lineup”.
The “amazing lineup” features 15 acts, and although you do not recognize many of their names, they all have mutual Facebook friends with you. As well as strangers, the lineup includes someone you haven’t seen in a while, but had a pleasant conversation with a couple times, as well as someone you went on a date with one time. The last person in this lineup is affiliated with television.
These people will each perform for seven minutes, and each will be amazing. Cheap drinks will be available.
As of press time, you are “interested” in this event.