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Erection Outlives Host

LOS ANGELS– Playboy founder and sex-haver Hugh Hefner has died today after a long struggle between what remained of his aging body and an erect penis that, in the end, simply overpowered him. Hefner was celebrated around the world for his womanizing and …

2016 Killer Finally Apprehended

Early yesterday morning at around 12:01 AM the infamous 2016 Killer was finally apprehended in his Malibu home on charges of killing dozens of beloved celebrity with seemingly natural causes. The killer’s identity is Jeremy Butts and the police have been on his trail …