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Erection Outlives Host

LOS ANGELS– Playboy founder and sex-haver Hugh Hefner has died today after a long struggle between what remained of his aging body and an erect penis that, in the end, simply overpowered him. Hefner was celebrated around the world for his womanizing and …

Trump Takes Ball and Goes Home

Many wondered what Trump would do in the face of the first real adversity the President faced in office and the answer, apparently, is that he began crying and went home. Moments after the Republican-controlled House pulled Trump’s healthcare plan, President Trump was seen …