Monthly Archive: September 2016

I’m a Trump Supremacist

By Donald J Trump: The media has been saying some really nasty things about me. Outright lies. They’re lies. So let me be clear. First and foremost, I’m a Trump supremacist. Then an AMERICA supremacist. Then a white supremacist. Get it right. And …

Nice Guy Finishes Second To Last

Notorious ‘nice guy’ James Anthony finished second to last today, a personal record. “Sorry,” Anthony said after the race. And he owes it all to another competitor being disqualified from the 5K hotdog eating contest for using performance enhancing mustard. “I feel bad …

6 Roald Dahl Quotes to Ignore

Roald Dahl wrote children’s books that inspire kids around the world, but he also had several controversial views that aren’t acceptable by today’s norms. This leaves modern parents in a difficult position. So if you want your children to idolize the beloved author, …