Trump Takes Ball and Goes Home

Many wondered what Trump would do in the face of the first real adversity the President faced in office and the answer, apparently, is that he began crying and went home. Moments after the Republican-controlled House pulled Trump’s healthcare plan, President Trump was seen …

2016 Killer Finally Apprehended

Early yesterday morning at around 12:01 AM the infamous 2016 Killer was finally apprehended in his Malibu home on charges of killing dozens of beloved celebrity with seemingly natural causes. The killer’s identity is Jeremy Butts and the police have been on his trail …